Birth Chart Report
Your chart, read in full.
About 30 pages written from your exact birth data: your Sun, Moon and rising sign, every planet by sign and house, every aspect, the houses and the chart as one story. Computed with the Swiss Ephemeris, written in plain English, and checked sentence by sentence against the numbers before it reaches you.
What is in it
Twelve chapters, in the order a chart is read
- 01
Your chart at a glance
The whole picture on one page: the big three, the balance of elements and modes, the chart shape, the three or four things that stand out.
- 02
The Sun
Your Sun by sign and house: what you are here to become, how it shows, where it is spent.
- 03
The Moon
Your Moon by sign and house, its phase at birth, and what it needs to feel at home.
- 04
The rising sign
The ascendant and its ruler: the door you meet the world through and where that ruler takes you.
- 05
Mercury
How you think, speak and learn, by sign, house and aspect.
- 06
Venus
What you love and how you love it, taste, money and the way you attach.
- 07
Mars
Drive, anger, desire and the way you spend effort.
- 08
Jupiter and Saturn
Where you grow and where you are tested: the two social planets and their houses.
- 09
The outer planets
Uranus, Neptune and Pluto by house: the generational themes made personal.
- 10
The aspects
Every major aspect in your chart, tightest first, each one explained in a paragraph.
- 11
The houses
A walk through the twelve houses: which are occupied, which are empty, and what rules them.
- 12
The whole
The chart read as one story, with the three questions it keeps asking.
Exact
Your numbers, not a template
The engine computes your chart to the arc minute, then the writing starts from those placements and nothing else. The checker reads every sentence back against your chart: a planet named in the wrong sign or house cannot get through.
Honest
Written by a model, under rules
A language model does the writing, from your data, in the house style: plain English, concrete, no flattery, no predictions, no advice it is not qualified to give. We say so because we would rather you know how it was made.
Yours
A private page and a PDF
Delivered at an unguessable address you can reread for years, with a PDF to keep or print. No account, no subscription, no follow-up mail unless you ask for it. Read the sample report to see exactly what you get.
Opening soon
The report is in its final checks
The engine and the writing pipeline are built; we are reading the last test reports line by line before we take orders. Send a short e-mail and you get one message when it opens, with the launch price. Nothing else, ever.
Questions
Do I need my birth time? It makes the difference between a good report and a complete one. Without it there is no rising sign and no houses, and the report says so and works with what is certain. If the Moon changed sign on your birthday, the report explains both possibilities.
How long does it take? Writing starts the moment the payment is confirmed and usually takes twenty to thirty minutes. You get an e-mail with the link, and the status page shows progress.
Is it really about me? It is about your chart, which is as individual as a fingerprint: ten placements, twelve houses, a few dozen aspects, each in a particular combination. The report explains each of them in order and then reads them together. It does not know your life, and it does not pretend to.
What if I do not like it? Tell us within 14 days and you get the full price back.